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New Jersey man arrested in theft of Picasso drawing

“I know everybody in the artsy-fartsy world says Picasso is such a mad genius and all that stuff, but I think my 4 year-old nephew could have drawn that in half an hour with a pencil. I mean, seriously, come on. Cheers.”

Trajan on 2011/07/07

July 07, 2011

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Vancouver riot hero honoured

“This guy has more balls than I would have.”

Vegan Carnivore on 2011/07/07

July 07, 2011

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China’s new 42-km sea-bridge is world’s largest

“It took 4 years to build and it will take 4 minutes to come down with the next tsunami.”

CassieO on 2011/07/01

http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/06/30/china-sea-bridge.html

July 01, 2011

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Internet names to expand far beyond dot-com

“dot F U to this whole money grab!”

edscomments on2011/06/20

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2011/06/20/technology-internet-names.html

June 20, 2011

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Son gives dad kidney for Father’s Day

“I’m lucky to get my son to cut the lawn never mind a kidney!”

SayWhatThe on 2011/06/19

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/story/2011/06/19/nb-fathers-day-kidney.html

June 19, 2011

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RIM shares plunge 21%

“This company is to full of itself !! The toilet is the only thing left.”

KenDavies on 2011/06/18

http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2011/06/17/rim-blackberry-open.html

June 18, 2011

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Canucks game prompts liquor store closures again

“Poor poor Vancouver canucks
gonna loose game 7
boy that sucks
we all know
what will be their ruin
the awesome play
of a big ole bruin
Game seven soon to go down
and a certian goalie then
will be kicked outta town
traded off to another loosing team
while canuck fans
you can hear them scream
So pull up a chair
and just sit back
Sales are brisk
for the med prozac”